Hi everyone! XD
Ohman looks like the log is dead again.. -.-" can someone please revive it? Ohya by typing this i'm reviving it lol o_O
Anyway, cow is just being retarded. We should all learn from the one and only retarded cow from Sri Lanka. Yes, only from Sri Lanka do you find the retarded cows that we want XD (turtles are retarded too XD)
lols ok enough of rubbish. Yeps that's all lol. Toodles! Nydz XD
Anonymous Hacker~
The title says it all.
Here's a very good reason not to eat tomatoes and crabs.
THEY KILL PEOPLE
Specifically speaking, the crabs attempted to kill ME in the carpark found at my house.
The tomatoes on the otherhand, attempted to kill me and succeeded in the lift.
By the way, that's what I dreamt of yesterday night. -.-
Meh. So after I was killed in the lift, I sensed that my "spirit" was lying on top of something "hard". And I thought it was my head... so I woke up and snapped out of the dream. *phew*
Ahahahahhaha!
This blog is rotting!!! There's mould all over. Meh. Meh ):
` guan qun
hi everyone, long time no see. i'm back from my attachment which was seriously good, a great eye-opener...i wished it was a week longer or smth. but well, good things in life dont last long. alright, but now i'm going off again...which means i wont be seeing u guys for like another week...:(...but dont worry, we will plan something (hopefully) after i return...but maybe we will be too busy chionging our last min home work...sian..anyways, i'm going to guizhou, some remote place in china..which is starting to open up to tourists..i'll take some photos back..heard that the scenery there is good.
cheers,
giam.
so there we go.
i'm mad mad mad ):
my hp's gone insane. mummy says i'll have to charge it for 8 hours to see if it'll work. 8 HOURS!! holy crappiness. meh.
my domain server's too busy with other people worldwide ): double meh. i shall lodge a complain against them in a weeks time sooooooon! ):
i suck at using content management systems aka CMS/web log publishing systems. triple meh.
therefore, to prove that i've officially gone insane, i shall try to code my own CMS from scratch. i'll have to stock up my cupboard on plenty of instant milo and eh fingerfood.
before i end off, mameee.. good job done on e concert ytd night. i tink our sch band rawks the most. =D
tata! off to code code and code. ):
Mwahahahahahassss this is mi nu er's mama here lol, which is (wadeva) zhao XD kkx lemme put some crap here 1st...
CRAPPED...BLEAH...LOLOL....IM SO CLEVER XD
ok done lols.
Anyway, tmr is whole family come watch mommy perform!!! XD Please horx, dun any of u DaRe to fall sick arhs, if u all fall sick then cannot come see me perform then this mommy gna duan4 jue2 guan1 xi4 with u....kk that was rubbish again lols...
Ohya, and welcome back to Singapore my mommy!!! XD
Actually, I dun really know if all of u would come n visit the family blog to see this post, as from what I can tell, it looks quite dead O_o
Kkx let me tell u all interesting facts about grandma's fave strawberries lol:
* Strawberries are the only fruit that grows seeds on the outside.
* There are over 200 seeds on every strawberry.
* 12 ounces of strawberries = 97 calories if no sugar is added. A great food for diets.
* The strawberry was a symbol for the Love Goddess, Venice.
* Ancient Romans used strawberries as medicine. They believed the fruit could cure fever, bad breath, gout, sore throats, depression, fainting and diseases of the blood.
* Iroquois Indians grew strawberries, which was one of their most important crops. They used strawberry leaves to brew tea and the berries to season meats and soups.
* In Bavaria, farmers harvest strawberries and tie small baskets of the fruit on their cow's horns. This is an offering to the elves, which they believe can help produce healthy calves and increase the milk supply of cows.
* If strawberries grown in California were laid together side-by-side, they would circle the globe 15 times.
* The California Strawberry Association awards 99 scholarships to the children of farmers each year.
* Eight strawberries contain more Vitamin C than a medium sized orange.
* One serving of strawberries daily will decrease systolic blood pressure.
* Strawberries are high in folic acid, fiber and potassium.
* That people once believe if a pregnant woman craved strawberries and didn't eat them, her baby would be born with a strawberry birthmark.
* The second wife of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, had a strawberry birthmark on her neck. Some people claimed that this proved she was a witch.
* Strawberries are a member of the rose family.
Taken from http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/kids_in_the_kitchen/116468
zZzZ, that's all from yours truly for now le hahas, going to slp liaos if u all see the time im typing this lol XD
` TuRtLeZz~
Just a small quick annoucement, I'll be volunteering at Children's Society :D
So if anyone else would like to do the same, please do! Especially when we have so much to give :)
And Tai Gong arh... your RUDE thingy is so stupid lor......
` guan qun =D
Greetings from the Regulation of Unauthorised DEfinitions committee (RUDE) again. Due to an alarmingly widespread use of profanity amongst blog writers, RUDE has taken this opportunity to issue a brief pamphlet regarding the proper use of vocabulary in the English language.
Here are some simple steps writers can use to reduce the occurrence of profanity usage in their articles:
Remember
1) People are watching. The world isn't only your stage. When you think of profanity, think of the millions of mothers covering their children's eyes, think of the psychological health of teenagers reading your entries, think of your own reputation as a writer & think of the cyber policemen placing you under surveillance. Think before you act.
2) There are alternatives. Here is a partial list of RUDE-approved words to common profanities:
~ ~Ass: Buttocks, bottom, backside, dopeDamn: Oh my stars and garters, for heaven's sake, blast
~F**K: Reproduce, fornicate, adultery
~Shit: fecal matter, human excretion, bacterial scum, cow dung
3) RUDE is watching. Although first time offenders are let off with a warning, multiple offenders can be punished with higher sentences, including: silent treatment for up to 261 days (RUDE takes weekends off), house arrest & community service at public libraries reading stories for children, under the supervision of an armed policeman.
For any other enquires, do contact our Head of Human Resources Monsieur Alvin
RUDE wishes you a pleasant & profanity-free week.
Hello, my extended family. This is Alvin speaking. I was feeling pretty bored, so I decided to come up with a show & tell session to introduce anyone & anything you like, or don't like. Chocolates, cakes, Minitoons, manga, Oreos, oranges, anything! Hopefully this can continue each week....& this week's personality is:
Davy Jones
Who is he: Villain from Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest. As the supernatural crustacean captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones was responsible for bringing the Black Pearl from under the sea to Jack Sparrow. In exchange for 13 years of command of the Black Pearl, Sparrow will then deliver his soul to the Flying Dutchman. Now, time's up. Davy wants his part of the bargain, but Jack seems unwilling. Can the octopus face beat the wily Captain Jack?
Why people love him: He's a loser lover with tentacles that can outplay a piano virtuoso. Strangely enough, both he & voodoo witch Tia Dalma possess similar lockets that play the same tune by clockwork. Davy Jones may truly have a genuine heart after all.
Why people hate him: He's after Jack Sparrow for his soul. Need I say more?
What will happen to him: Davy will return next May in POTC - At World's End. Because the scheming shorty Lord Cutler Beckett has Davy's heart, Davy Jones will have no choice but to submit to his demands. Find out more about Davy yourself at the nearest cinemas next May.
Greetings from the Regulation of Unauthorised DEfinitions committee (RUDE). On 20th Nov 2006, at 10.15pm GMT+0800, RUDE has detected an unorthodox word usage on a blog entry entitled 'A whole lot of shit'. As this entry is shown to the general public, we henceforth advise the writer responsible to subdue her explicit vocabulary range.
Word(s) that require observation: shit
RUDE suggests the following:
~Alternatives to use in place of the word
Shit, fecal matter, human excretion, bacterial scum, cow dung
For more suitable definitions, do consult the Merriam Webster Thesaurus on Sick Humour
For any other enquires, do contact our Head of Human Resources Monsieur Alvin
RUDE wishes you a pleasant weekday.
